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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

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catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

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Buy Calvin Klein here

tatted-black-widow:

I like you too

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dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

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hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

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baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

bitrates:

It’s nice seeing that the kid from degrassi is walking again

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